ideas for cat names i will probably never use bc i will probably never become a cat parent:

also they can be interchangeable for both male and female cats because i dont give a fuck it depends on the cat’s personality.

• Persephone (Seph or Percy for a nickname)
• Mozarella (Rella for nickname)
• Butter
• Karamel (Kara or Kal as nicknames yes this is also referencing Kara and Kal Zor-El bc why tf not)
• Felix, nickname: Lix bc that’s cute as fuck (shut up suma, your skz hyperfixation is showing)
• Proxima (proxy or roxy for a nickname, does this have anything to do with me watching jungle cruise a couple days ago? idk no one needs to know)

nomadiclegends:

pokefuseme:

sudorm-rfslash:

bedrock-to-buildheight:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before

I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can’t wait to take him on little adventures

whalehouse1:

Jason: I’m Bruce’s biggest disappointment for killing all those guys.

Cass: No, me. I let innocents die because I wasn’t good enough.

Tim: It’s me, my poor communication skills have caused a lot of pain in this family.

Steph: I’m pretty sure I win this for existing.

Damian: It’s me for not being the type of son he wanted.

Alfred: Actually, it’s none of you. He was only disappointed in one of you once and that was Master Dick for sneaking out while grounded.

Dick: Oh yeah, he cried like a baby while asking me why.

Alfred: Indeed. He swore it off after Dick called him a blubbering baby…a quite indecent word.

Duke, playing co-op on the Bat-Computer: Couldn’t be me I’m a delight.

iamweak:

bruce is the type of person to not really use pet names for his partners but save them and exclusively only use them for his kids

you know a piece of media has completely driven me crazy and consumed me when you see me back here.

phantomcabij:

“What…is love?”

ak-1011:

awe he’s so pretty, he should let me bite him.

certifiedwerewolf:

I love it when a character has a reputation for being a certain way and then you actually take the time to look at them, really look at them, and it turns out not only is everyone wrong about them, they’re wrong about them in exactly the way that the character wants them to be wrong about them. Like congratulations! It was an act and you fell for it!

short-and-ugly:

short-and-ugly:

another run through the washer will fix me

girl i shrunk

headspace-hotel:

teaboot:

teaboot:

Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say “masks are a government conspiracy” and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say “I have chemical burns on my face”

things people expect in a political confrontation:

1. Facts
2. Logic
3. Emotional outbursts

Things they are never prepared for:

1. Open sores

This post: “Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back”

Me: off to a compelling start